Bahahahaha (This is a special Dead Presidents edition of Historically Accurate Transcriptions.  For more Historically Accurate Transcriptions from the past, check out the archive. Not all HATs are suitable for everyone, so proceed with caution!) CAMERON:  And what’s that over there, Mr. President?OBAMA:  That’s the Washington Monument.  It’s a tribute to, well, you know who.CAMERON:  It’s been well over 200 years.  You can mention George Washington to us now.OBAMA:  Good.  I thought you guys might still be a little sore about how we cut the cord and brought down your empire.CAMERON:  No.  We would have gotten rid of the Colonies eventually.  This is basically Australia without nice beaches.OBAMA:  See, I do think you’re still a little sore about the Revolution.CAMERON:  Not at all.  You would have surrendered too if you had been badgered for six years by dirty men in powdered wigs and silk stockings.  Then again, considering the American track record in stalled, stagnant wars, maybe you wouldn’t have surrendered.OBAMA: (Sighs)  That’s the Jefferson Memorial over there.  You may have read his writings.  He really dissed King George III back in the day.CAMERON:  Hey, what are these burn marks here?OBAMA:  I have no idea what you’re talking about.CAMERON:  These black marks here on the Truman Balcony.  They appear to be burn marks.  Old burn marks.  Perhaps almost 200 years old.  As if they date back to, oh, I don’t know?  1812?OBAMA:  I think it’s just bird crap.CAMERON:  No, it’s definitely burn marks.  Could this be?  No…this isn’t from…OBAMA:  The Fourth of July.  Yes…it’s from the Fourth of July.  Also known as Independence Day.  Also known as, “Sorry, England, Day”.CAMERON:  Mr. President, either this is where you’re starting to paint the White House black like the Republicans fear, or this is remnants from where the British burned down the White House.OBAMA:  Fine, you got me.  This is one of the only places where we left burn marks from the time the British burned down the White House during the War of 1812.CAMERON:  That must sting.  George Washington never burned down Buckingham Palace.OBAMA:  No, but we still won.CAMERON:  You also have Sarah Palin.OBAMA:  How’d you do in the World Cup?CAMERON:  Did you get that oil spill under control?OBAMA:  Two words: British Petroleum.CAMERON:  Ha!  You don’t see them drilling in the English Channel.  Your greed, your mess.OBAMA:  Enough.  Let me show you around some more.  I want to take you to the Map Room where FDR saved Churchill and England’s ass in World War II.  Hey, where’s Tony Blair, by the way?

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(This is a special Dead Presidents edition of Historically Accurate Transcriptions.  For more Historically Accurate Transcriptions from the past, check out the archive. Not all HATs are suitable for everyone, so proceed with caution!)

CAMERON:  And what’s that over there, Mr. President?
OBAMA:  That’s the Washington Monument.  It’s a tribute to, well, you know who.
CAMERON:  It’s been well over 200 years.  You can mention George Washington to us now.
OBAMA:  Good.  I thought you guys might still be a little sore about how we cut the cord and brought down your empire.
CAMERON:  No.  We would have gotten rid of the Colonies eventually.  This is basically Australia without nice beaches.
OBAMA:  See, I do think you’re still a little sore about the Revolution.
CAMERON:  Not at all.  You would have surrendered too if you had been badgered for six years by dirty men in powdered wigs and silk stockings.  Then again, considering the American track record in stalled, stagnant wars, maybe you wouldn’t have surrendered.
OBAMA: (Sighs)  That’s the Jefferson Memorial over there.  You may have read his writings.  He really dissed King George III back in the day.
CAMERON:  Hey, what are these burn marks here?
OBAMA:  I have no idea what you’re talking about.
CAMERON:  These black marks here on the Truman Balcony.  They appear to be burn marks.  Old burn marks.  Perhaps almost 200 years old.  As if they date back to, oh, I don’t know?  1812?
OBAMA:  I think it’s just bird crap.
CAMERON:  No, it’s definitely burn marks.  Could this be?  No…this isn’t from…
OBAMA:  The Fourth of July.  Yes…it’s from the Fourth of July.  Also known as Independence Day.  Also known as, “Sorry, England, Day”.
CAMERON:  Mr. President, either this is where you’re starting to paint the White House black like the Republicans fear, or this is remnants from where the British burned down the White House.
OBAMA:  Fine, you got me.  This is one of the only places where we left burn marks from the time the British burned down the White House during the War of 1812.
CAMERON:  That must sting.  George Washington never burned down Buckingham Palace.
OBAMA:  No, but we still won.
CAMERON:  You also have Sarah Palin.
OBAMA:  How’d you do in the World Cup?
CAMERON:  Did you get that oil spill under control?
OBAMA:  Two words: British Petroleum.
CAMERON:  Ha!  You don’t see them drilling in the English Channel.  Your greed, your mess.
OBAMA:  Enough.  Let me show you around some more.  I want to take you to the Map Room where FDR saved Churchill and England’s ass in World War II.  Hey, where’s Tony Blair, by the way?

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  11. baronjamie said: Cameron: Earning money speaking in a lecture hall in Yale last I heard. Thanks for the sub prime thing by the way, covered our added no end. Obama: No worries, right back at you on the whole Iraq thing. Fucking brilliant as usual old chap.
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    Don’t let anyone tell
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    seriously giggle.
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